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The Legendary Jaya is a 25 year old woman from Los Angeles, California, USA.
Likes 8,451 pages, 468 videos, 681 photos660 fans • Received 187 reviews
Member since Dec 06, 2006
I love robots, zombies, gnomes, and things that make me laugh.

Truthishly? I'm feeling extra Asian-y, extra cartoon-y, and just a little mustache-y (and just a bit villainous).

P.S. I sound better in stereo and (fucking finally) in real life.
P.P.S. Spam me again and I promise to eat your babies (oh, and I WILL AUTOMATICALLY THUMBS DOWN YOUR SITE. It's a principles kind of thing. And because I hate you).
P.P.P.S. I never break promises.

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fredflare.com | handblown cupcake stand
Liked it Jul 6, 9:46pm 1 review http://fredflare.com/customer/product...

LOOKBOOK.nu | What are you wearing today?
Liked it Jul 6, 8:16pm 7 reviews fashion http://lookbook.nu/
Friendly Atheist & What Does That T-Shirt Say&8230;?
Liked it Jul 6, 8:11pm 4 reviews humor, fucks-to-you http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/06/30...

It's, ya know, that kind of day.
BLING BLING! -- RELEASE YOUR HEAD WITH SOME KOLOR, FOOL!
Liked it Jul 6, 8:10pm 4 reviews fashion http://www.geocities.com/ghettofabhai...

M'kay?
Your Face
Liked it Jul 6, 7:49pm 3 reviews arts http://yourfaceblog.blogspot.com/
YouTube - The Cool Kids - Hit Me On My Beeper
Liked it Jul 6, 12:43pm 1 review hip-hop, music, rap, video, cool-kids http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=8csw5...
RIDICULOUS. That's it. Ridiculous. I love it.
PUZZLE GAMES
Liked it Jul 6, 11:57am 1 review interior-design http://www.kikkerlandshop.com/toys---...


Not to be a whiny baby but, I WANT EVERYTHING HERE. IWANTIWANTIWANTIWANT.
YouTube - Mr. T Treat your mother right
Liked it Jul 6, 11:52am 12 reviews humor, video, mr-t http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=rqcks...
AAAHHHHH!!! My precious eyes! Them short shorts... I can't... I can't see anymore. Damn you Mr. T -- your song is forever stuck in my head. I'll try to stop the "YO' MAMA!" jokes. I swear.

Thanks PANDAsuit.
YouTube - CHAINSAW MAID
Liked it Jul 6, 11:47am 16 reviews humor, video, zombies http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=be9gf...
The best thing I've seen since Big Trouble in Little China yet not as brutal as that Mark Twain claymation movie I saw as a child. Seeing souls descend into the bowels of hell is (um, don't judge me) the most metal thing ever. This chainsaw maid is a happy close second.

Thanks Missus Dr. K and Mr. TheStaxx for this dead-ish goodness.
Jul 5, 1:38pm
To the Tap:

I take back everything I've ever said about Big Trouble in Little China. Not only have I re-fallen in like with an 80s Kurt Russell (that diabolical acting! That John Wayne-esque delivery of lines!), it has become one of my favorite bad movies ever. EVER.

Sincerely,
Jaya.

P.S. Worst song ever. Seriously.
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